One night, after a long hard day at work a politician went home. It was fairly late, around 10:00 p.m.
All of the sudden, a masked man jumped out of the bushes and demanded all the politician's money.
"You can't do that!!" The politician cried. "I'm a politician!"
"Oh," said the masked man, "in that case give me all MY money!!"

"Who Done It"

This s a story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Forget about football for a while, take a break, see what these girls can do.

VOTE FOR YOUR MISS EURO 2004

The menfolk may be doing battle on the field, but another contest rages on the other side of the white lines. Which football nation is represented by the most comely lady? Here, we present 16 luscious females, each of whom has a (very) tenuous link to football and ask: just who has the hottest totty? Click on the pictures to enlarge them and cast your votes now!